Pillow Talk After 8 Years Of Marriage

  • Stomach: GURRRRGLE
  • Me: You hear that? That's my stomach growling. It sounds like a cat! That's how you know you've been around cats too long, you start to sound like them!
  • Wife: that's funny...
  • Stomach: GURRRRGLE
  • Me: How you like THEM apples?
  • Wife: I don't like those apples at all!