I Love My Wife

  • Me: "You know what would be a cool name for a punk/metal band? 'Deviant Septum'"
  • Wife: "Septum?"
  • Me: "The little divider thing between your nostrils. "
  • Wife: "What would that look like?"
  • Me: "Apparently a nose with horns"
  • Wife: "Like the Broodwich?"