I dance like I’ve been hurt, I work when nobody’s watching, and I love like I need the money.
Pillow Talk After 8 Years Of Marriage
- Stomach: GURRRRGLE
- Me: You hear that? That's my stomach growling. It sounds like a cat! That's how you know you've been around cats too long, you start to sound like them!
- Wife: that's funny...
- Stomach: GURRRRGLE
- Me: How you like THEM apples?
- Wife: I don't like those apples at all!
Ow! Why are you smacking my head repeatedly? It’s not a coconut…
Spaghetti
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
‘Honey!,’ she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today.’
‘Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
What The Hell Am I Eating 16: Japanese Nattō
Celebrities usually go on Oprah for these tight, intense interviews for support from the public after they had sex with their father, or married Bobby Brown, or something. Jay Leno went on because they gave him The Tonight Show back, so, please, keep him in your prayers.
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Kind Cool Idea of the Day: For the cost of a couple weeks worth of coffee, the wonder-mongers at Shidonni promise to turn your child’s most wild-ass drawings into one-of-a-kind plush toys.
Check out the process below:
Place your order by tomorrow to get your one-of-a-kind stuffed whatchamacallit in time for Christmas.
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This is awesome
This looks really cool. It’s really a shame that they want to require you to download a program in order to make it happen. Can’t I just scan and upload an image?
Source: thedailywhat
