November 2011
2 posts
While Watching A Clip of Charlie Chaplin as "The...
Me: Do you know who that is?
My son: Hitler?
My wife: (laughs)
Me: sigh…
February 2011
2 posts
January 2011
4 posts
Watchtoday:
urlesque:
amyvernon:
Please tell me, when did Bri Wi become so cool? Also: When did he become Bri Wi?
fyeahbriwi:
A short clip of Bri Wi on David Letterman last night
Surname Williams = instantly cool.
Who came up with BriWi? Was it Rachel Sklar of Mediaite?
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
4 posts
I absolutely MUST visit here, someday! →
October 2010
1 post
July 2010
2 posts
People Are Awesome
Me : (3:27:24 PM)
dell tech: "What is with america? there's New Mexico, New Jersey, New York..."
Me : (3:27:35 PM)
...where's old York? old Jersey?"
Me : (3:27:55 PM)
Me: "Uhh, England I think..."
Me : (3:28:03 PM)
Me: DUH.
Me : (3:28:21 PM)
What is scary is that this is a US tech.
Liz : (3:28:39 PM)
LOL
Liz : (3:28:39 PM)
blow his mind and tell him we're in NEW ENGLAND
Me : (3:28:55 PM)
No, that's cruel and unusual.
Me : (3:29:07 PM)
banned under 6th amendment.
WatchCode Name: Starfish Prime
June 2010
2 posts
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
6 posts
“What else is on TV when you get home from work? It’s...”
– My co-worker
The new Adobe CS5 Icons and splash screens →
Always a treat to read about designers and their influences. The usage of color in something so simple as an icon still amazes me.
Listen
March 2010
6 posts
WatchWow, are there any other dinosaurs on the interwebs that remember this? I’d like to thank @Justin Blecher for introducing this to me way back in 199X.
Word to your mother.
“A 1967 convertible cannot be retro. It was actually manufactured in 1967.”
– Roger Ebert
Grumble.
This sucks. I wanted to switch my domain registration from Register.com, and once again, due to my forgetting the renewal date, Register.com has my $35. One. More. Year.
Sigh.
“I dance like I’ve been hurt, I work when nobody’s watching, and I love like I...”
– Craig Ferguson (via aquabooks)
February 2010
6 posts
Pillow Talk After 8 Years Of Marriage
Stomach: GURRRRGLE
Me: You hear that? That's my stomach growling. It sounds like a cat! That's how you know you've been around cats too long, you start to sound like them!
Wife: that's funny...
Stomach: GURRRRGLE
Me: How you like THEM apples?
Wife: I don't like those apples at all!
“Ow! Why are you smacking my head repeatedly? It’s not a coconut…”
– Me, to my wife
1 tag
Spaghetti
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would...
January 2010
1 post
“Celebrities usually go on Oprah for these tight, intense interviews for support...”
– Jimmy Kimmel on Jay Leno’s Oprah appearence (via shaneblog)
December 2009
5 posts
November 2009
2 posts
October 2009
15 posts
