spicybrown

March 7, 2010
“A 1967 convertible cannot be retro. It was actually manufactured in 1967.”
— Roger Ebert  
March 6, 2010

Grumble.

This sucks. I wanted to switch my domain registration from Register.com, and once again, due to my forgetting the renewal date, Register.com has my $35. One. More. Year.

Sigh.

March 6, 2010
Really? This is what we’re reduced to in the App Store?

Really? This is what we’re reduced to in the App Store?

 
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March 4, 2010
nevver:

“Right again, Robin!” Duo (ver. 1.0)

nevver:

“Right again, Robin!” Duo (ver. 1.0)

 
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March 4, 2010
“I dance like I’ve been hurt, I work when nobody’s watching, and I love like I need the money.”
— Craig Ferguson (via aquabooks)  
February 20, 2010

Pillow Talk After 8 Years Of Marriage

  • Stomach:
    GURRRRGLE
  • Me:
    You hear that? That's my stomach growling. It sounds like a cat! That's how you know you've been around cats too long, you start to sound like them!
  • Wife:
    that's funny...
  • Stomach:
    GURRRRGLE
  • Me:
    How you like THEM apples?
  • Wife:
    I don't like those apples at all!
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February 20, 2010
leeshiebean:


ronniebruce:

Truth. (via)

leeshiebean:

ronniebruce:

Truth. (via)

 
February 20, 2010
“Ow! Why are you smacking my head repeatedly? It’s not a coconut…”
— Me, to my wife  
February 17, 2010

Spaghetti

For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back.

He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

‘Honey!,’ she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today.’

‘Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

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February 11, 2010
robot-heart:

for me, for you: Snow Day
February 2, 2010

What The Hell Am I Eating 16: Japanese Nattō

 
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January 30, 2010
“Celebrities usually go on Oprah for these tight, intense interviews for support from the public after they had sex with their father, or married Bobby Brown, or something. Jay Leno went on because they gave him The Tonight Show back, so, please, keep him in your prayers.”
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December 28, 2009
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December 28, 2009